I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?

Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm partial to air conditioning. Like a sloth. I can do that. I'm partial to air conditioning. This man is a knight in shining armor.

Keep your mind limber.

Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm really more an apartment person. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

1. I'm generally confused most of the time.
2. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized.
3. Only you could make those words cute.

You're a killer. I catch killers.

Hello, Dexter Morgan. I like seafood. He taught me a code. To survive. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm really more an apartment person.

• God created pudding, and then he rested.
• I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.
• You look…perfect.

I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. Keep your mind limber. Under normal circumstances, I'd take that as a compliment. Makes me a … scientist. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter.

Like a sloth. I can do that. Keep your mind limber. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

You look…perfect. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Only you could make those words cute. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be.

Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I am. Keep your mind limber. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

I'm generally confused most of the time. Makes me a … scientist. You all right, Dexter? God created pudding, and then he rested. Tell him time is of the essence. I'm really more an apartment person.

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again and again. It has to happen. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I'm not even sure what the picture should be. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

I have a dark side, too. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I'm Dexter. Boo.

You look…perfect. I'm really more an apartment person. Keep your mind limber. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

This man is a knight in shining armor. I'm doing mental jumping jacks. This man is a knight in shining armor. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I'm really more an apartment person. You all right, Dexter?

I am not a killer. I'm going to tell you something that I've never told anyone before. God created pudding, and then he rested. Hello, Dexter Morgan. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.

I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I'm real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. I'm a sociopath; there's not much he can do for me.

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