Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.

Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. Why would a robot need to drink? Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

It must be wonderful. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!

I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!

Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything. Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Noooooo! I just told you! You've killed me!

1. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
2. It's a T. It goes "tuh".
3. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!

Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Really?! What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.

• And then the battle's not so bad?
• Now what?
• Why would I want to know that?

We're also Santa Claus! Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Can we have Bender Burgers again? Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

No argument here. Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. With gusto.

Moving along… No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Meh. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!

Oh sure! Blame the wizards! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!

This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.

Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Hey, whatcha watching?

I'll get my kit! Actually, that's still true. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. And I'm his friend Jesus.

Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." Fry, we have a crate to deliver. No! The cat shelter's on to me. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!

Large bet on myself in round one. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

Why not indeed! Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love! That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Who are those horrible orange men? We're rescuing ya. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…

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